Monday, February 14, 2011
Within the past few months, I have had recurring dreams that the undead are coming after me. Sometimes it's in my own house. For example, I was with a group of people (You know, the random people that you get stuck with..cliche during the movies..some chick, a badass, a black dude, a priest, etc.) And I was in my house, I was talking to the priest (who looked like the pope) and I realized he was some sort of sentient zombie, he simply ate his clerics to stay sane or something. He ordered that I go somewhere (basically to die and be eaten by him) and I said no way and ran outside. I talked to the black guy..but his eyes kept moving and he was sweating a lot. I decided he was turning so I hacked his head off, left it by the back porch. Said to myself "His kids are gonna freak when they see their dad's head there, but oh well."
Then I went to the toilet and took a piss, something said in a deep disembodied voice "Look in the Bowl" and my piss turned to blood. Something appeared in the bowl, a shapeless blob of a creature. When it looked at me I got major vertigo and almost fell over, I felt seriously woozy and I woke up feeling the same way, thinking a zombie was going to run up the stairs to my room and attack me.
So anyway, that's just one of many. I'm getting paranoid about some zombie apocalypse, and I haven't even been watching stuff about zombies, save one episode of that new AMC series.